So, I'm making myself a wonderful omelet. It smells delicious, looks delicious, and I'm preparing for the flip. I know what a turd nugget I am so I decide to use a plate to flip it (almost always foolproof). Leave it to me to be the fool and find a crumpled omelet in the pan. Clearly, I need to take some lessons from the experts in the dining hall.
By the way, I still ate it, and it was still delicious. A true glutton never wastes food.
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